Let’s face it. We like to think we’re in control, but our cats know the truth. From that sly side-eye to their strategically timed meows, cats have mastered the art of silent (and not-so-silent) persuasion. So, in the spirit of embracing our feline overlords, let’s break down the five ways your cat is actually running the show.
1. The Food Schedule Is a Lie
You have a feeding schedule. But who really decides when it’s time for a snack? Spoiler alert: it’s not you. Those early morning yowls? That’s your cat’s way of saying, “The sun’s barely up, but I’m starving, human.” You might’ve planned breakfast for 7 a.m., but the second your cat sees the tiniest hint of light peeking through the blinds, guess what? It’s time for a kibble feast. Bonus points if your cat also insists on watching you prepare their gourmet meal (read: opening a can of food) like a royal tasting chef.
2. Your Home Decor is a Scratching Post
Forget about that Pinterest-perfect living room. If your cat doesn’t approve of your throw pillows, they’re going to “rearrange” them. And by rearrange, I mean knock them off the couch while giving you that “this is for your own good” look. Oh, and those pristine curtains? They’re just begging to be climbed. You didn’t really need them, did you?
3. Your Laptop is Their New Throne
Working from home? Not anymore! The minute your cat notices you being productive, it’s game over. Your keyboard becomes their personal napping spot, and your Zoom meeting just turned into a cat cameo. Don’t even bother moving them—they know you won’t. And even if you do, they’ll be back, staring into the webcam as if to say, “You’re welcome for the ratings boost.”
4. Your Bedtime = Cat Playtime
Just when you’re ready to curl up and get some sleep, your cat has other plans. While you’re settling into your blanket cocoon, they’re out there sprinting around like they’re auditioning for the feline Olympics. At 2 a.m. sharp, they’ve decided it’s parkour time, and your bedroom is the obstacle course. And no, they won’t stop just because you’re giving them the “please let me sleep” eyes.
5. You Own Nothing
You may have purchased the furniture, but make no mistake—everything in your house belongs to your cat. That comfy chair? Reserved. Your favorite blanket? A purrfect napping spot. Oh, and the new box that just came in the mail? Good luck reclaiming that—it’s officially a cat castle now.
Conclusion:
Admit it—you love it. Sure, your cat runs your life, but you wouldn’t have it any other way. Those moments when they cuddle up (usually after wreaking havoc) make it all worth it. And if anyone asks, you’re not really under their control…right?
Until next time, remember to spoil your cat—because, let’s be honest, they already deserve it. And when you shop at Kittie Ruckus, you’re supporting not just your cat but also another in need. Spoil away, my fellow cat minions!